Supermarket Sailor T-Shirts

Supermarket trolley repairs

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

S.S.dot.com

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Biker chopper shopper

real enjoyment

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Complex Carbs

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Wild fruit

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Till malfunction

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

Bobsleigh practice.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Supermarket customer types.

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

'We both know that you didn't catch that in the wild, sweety. Now put the fish in the cart, and go grab us some of that really soft toilet paper.'

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Complaints department

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes