Supermarket Sailor Gifts

Supermarket trolley repairs

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

S.S.dot.com

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Biker chopper shopper

real enjoyment

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

Wild fruit

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Till malfunction

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"I'm sorry, but this has expired."

Bobsleigh practice.

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

Supermarket customer types.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'We both know that you didn't catch that in the wild, sweety. Now put the fish in the cart, and go grab us some of that really soft toilet paper.'

Complaints department

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Supermarket trolley crash