Merchant Sailor Gifts

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Music to their ears.

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Captain Thomas Coram.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

High end of the market...

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Sailor and mine

I'm on a productivity drive.

Star versus UFO...

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"