Merchant Mariner Gifts

Searching for a special gift for a merchant mariner? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items that celebrate life at sea. Perfect for cargo officers, crew members, or maritime enthusiasts, these products bring a touch of the ocean's charm to daily life. Whether it's a quirky mug, a humorous t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find something that truly resonates with their maritime adventures and seadog spirit.

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'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...'

'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...' mockup

'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...'

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"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian." mockup

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

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Captain in a storm

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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?" mockup

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

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Bermuda Triangles

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'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

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"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink." mockup

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

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Build a Raft

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'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!' mockup

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

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In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in. mockup

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

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'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

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Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge. mockup

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

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Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?" mockup

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

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Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

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Battery Lighthouse

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Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb. mockup

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

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Saved...life is good!

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'Just in case there is an accident.' mockup

'Just in case there is an accident.'

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Lighthouse Hammock.

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'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.' mockup

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

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'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?' mockup

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

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"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

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"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own." mockup

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

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"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port." mockup

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

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Sailor's Poker.

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'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.' mockup

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

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'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.' mockup

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

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Lighthouse powered by batteries.

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"We've got a problem."

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"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night." mockup

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

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"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one." mockup

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

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Distractions.

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Merchant Mariner Gifts Collection

Merchant Mariner Mugs

Discover more maritime humor and seafaring designs in our mugs collection—great for keeping crew spirits high or as a gift for mariners.

Merchant Mariner Pillows

Check out our pillows with maritime motifs and humorous quotes—add a cozy, nautical touch to any sailor’s home or boat cabin.

Merchant Mariner Prints

Explore our collection of maritime prints—ideal for decorating a sailor’s space with ocean-inspired art and humor.

Merchant Mariner T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirt collection for more witty and sea-inspired designs—perfect for mariners who like to show off their nautical pride.