Merchant Mariner Pillows

'Actually, being the Captain and leaving a sinking ship last would go against all my instincts...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Captain in a storm

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Bermuda Triangles

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Battery Lighthouse

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Saved...life is good!

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Sailor's Poker.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"We've got a problem."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Distractions.