Modern Day Mariner Gifts

Wireless Signal

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

Build a Raft

Bermuda Triangles

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

City Marathon.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Fishing and new technologies

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Distractions.

Sailor's Poker.

"Ramming Speed!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

"We've got a problem."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

~ S.O.S.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."