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Wireless Signal

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

Bermuda Triangles

Build a Raft

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

City Marathon.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Saved...life is good!

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Battery Lighthouse

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Fishing and new technologies

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"Ramming Speed!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Sailor's Poker.

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

"We've got a problem."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Distractions.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby