Medicine Mariner T-Shirts

After Preparation G proved unsuccessful, researchers moved on to Preparation H.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Captain in a storm

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Bermuda Triangles

Build a Raft

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Battery Lighthouse

Saved...life is good!

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"That's a big fat lie!"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Distractions.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man