Mini Mariner T-Shirts

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Mouse Boat

Build a Raft

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.

"Ramming Speed!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Bermuda Triangles

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Saved...life is good!

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Battery Lighthouse

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"