Mini Mariner Mugs

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Mouse Boat

Build a Raft

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.

"Ramming Speed!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Captain in a storm

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

Battery Lighthouse

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Distractions.