Miniature Mariner Mugs

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Captain in a storm

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Bermuda Triangles

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Build a Raft

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Battery Lighthouse

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Saved...life is good!

Lighthouse Hammock.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Distractions.