Miniature Mariner Gifts

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Captain in a storm

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Battery Lighthouse

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Saved...life is good!

Lighthouse Hammock.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"We've got a problem."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Distractions.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."