Whimsical Mariner T-Shirts

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Captain in a storm

Bermuda Triangles

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Saved...life is good!

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Ramming Speed!"

Sailor's Poker.

Distractions.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"We've got a problem."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby