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'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Captain in a storm

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Battery Lighthouse

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Lighthouse Hammock.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"It's the most hostile takeover I've ever been involved in"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Distractions.