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Preparing Merchant Vessels for the Blockade

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Ever Given

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."