Maritime Mogul T-Shirts

'Face it Cap'n - the whale's given us the slip!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Newspaper suicide.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Savory Types

Counting my Bonus...

The Personal ATM

'You've been killing files again.'