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"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Bermuda Triangles

Build a Raft

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Battery Lighthouse

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Saved...life is good!

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Sailor's Poker.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Distractions.