Mariners Pillows

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Captain in a storm

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

Bermuda Triangles

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Battery Lighthouse

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

Distractions.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Sailor's Poker.