Marines T-Shirts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I'm your camouflage instructor."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Bermuda Triangles

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"I don't do windows."

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Trump

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."