Marines Prints

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Captain in a storm

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Build a Raft

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Bermuda Triangles

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

Trump

"I don't do windows."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'