Marine Officer T-Shirts

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

The Dubloon Stops Here

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Sailor in Car.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

underwater knight

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Lost around a military base.

UNFADED GLORY

Moustached gentleman

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Subwoofer

Defence Cutbacks.