Marine Safety Officer T-Shirts

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

451 Days Without An Accident

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Safety Barriers

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Decontamination

"International trade"