Marine Safety Officer Mugs

They won't be speeding past THIS moored boat!

451 Days Without An Accident

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Safety Barriers

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"I'm going in."

No Smoking.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Decontamination