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'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Captain in a storm

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

underwater knight

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

A Preschool of Fish

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"Heads or tails?"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'You forgot the product label.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Titanic iceberg auction

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Replacement Lighthouse

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Sailor and mine

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."