Missile Inspector T-Shirts

"My inspection has shown that the war head isn't on tightly enough. The engineering team are on to it."

All Natural Nothing

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

*=Hotdog

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

Bird and Worm.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Sir, there's a united nations inspection team here to see you.'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

99.99% Isn't Good Enough

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Target practice

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

'First of all, the menu is plastic.'

"Will you just relax? We're far too small to be seen by predators."

'This menu is SATURATED with fat, salt, sugar and wheat!' 'Sorry... I'll clean it.'

Free sample stand in food market.

Safety First.

'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'

'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'

"'Well, you're out for a start..."