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Warning! D Not Open This Letter

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Mail's here."

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'Here's the junk mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"Just junk mail."

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

This Side Up.

Recycling Post.

Junk Mail.

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

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