Mail Inspector Pillows

Warning! D Not Open This Letter

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Just junk mail."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

This Side Up.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

Postes Modernes

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Recycling Post.