Invoice Inspector Pillows

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

IRS Audit Section

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Tax Collector

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'I know a lot of folks get us confused, but I'm actually taxes!'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

I.R.S.: 'All's fair in love & taxes'.

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'