Invoice Enthusiast Pillows

"$189.13 for parts and labor and $25.00 for having to listen to your small talk."

'I know your bill's exorbitant but you have to remember that the longer the disease name, the higher the fee...'

Medical Billing & Coding

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

Big Bills

"You do a very good job, Baldo."

"Our lawyer is charging us for opening up his invoice."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Take a letter,'

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."