Invoice Enthusiast Gifts

"$189.13 for parts and labor and $25.00 for having to listen to your small talk."

'I know your bill's exorbitant but you have to remember that the longer the disease name, the higher the fee...'

Medical Billing & Coding

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

Big Bills

"You do a very good job, Baldo."

"Our lawyer is charging us for opening up his invoice."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Carpe De Revenue!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'Take a letter,'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'