Invoice Magician Gifts

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Smoke and mirrors.

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Inkwell Genie.

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'Wait a minute....!

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Snowing Money.

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

The Speculators

Breaking Through

I got the raise