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'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Smoke and mirrors.

Investing your savings

"Everything's gone up."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Wait a minute....!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Inkwell Genie.

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Snowing Money.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

The Speculators

Breaking Through