Mailbox Magician T-Shirts

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Smoke and mirrors.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Inkwell Genie.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

You've Got Mail

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

The writer's world

Free and Open Source Software.

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'It's unto thee.'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

"There's an editor out here with an unsolicited manuscript lodged in his throat."

'Did the mail come?'

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

Mail box with mouth!

"It works!"

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

"What cloak of invisibility? Just admit you misses work yesterday!"

A businessman saws a woman in half.

"Just more Junk Mail."

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Man changing alignment of graph to show profit.

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

Let's hope they don't notice we've moved the decimal point to the right.

'We'd like you to put together a spreadsheet listing how many sugars we each have.'

VOTE

'Look, just because I work for you, doesn't mean that I like you sir.'