Book Magician T-Shirts

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

"There's an editor out here with an unsolicited manuscript lodged in his throat."

The writer's world

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Do me next."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

Time Is Money

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Investing your savings

Magic Tricks

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Everything's gone up."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."