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'Levitation? Aisle three.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

First Novels.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Meet the author"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Here we are."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."