Magic Book Lover Gifts

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Here we are."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Gen-Next Library

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

Screen Time vs Book Time

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.