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Book and magician

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Here we are."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Primitive magician

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"