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'Oh, that. It's a horseshoe for good luck.'

"I really must complain; this soup is delicious."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Edgar Allen Poe

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

hard-boiled egg...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

Pastorius wonders why.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Primitive magician

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Treasure Island Book.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.