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'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Extreme miming"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Cheating Death.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."