Magic And Illusions T-Shirts

"I consolidated all your streaming services. What's your second wish?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

The Artist

"Extreme miming"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Magic Tricks

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."