Magic And Illusions T-Shirts

"I consolidated all your streaming services. What's your second wish?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

The Artist

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

ThrEschers.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."