Magic And Mischief Lover T-Shirts

Halloween health & safety.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Primitive magician

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Playing pig

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"That was definitely mine."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

A child and his dog

"No guarantees, right?"

The Tooth Ferret

'Please enter your pin now.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Genie Barbecue.