Library Magician T-Shirts

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

Come dine with me!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Do me next."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Smoke and mirrors.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Juggler and Illusionist

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magic Tricks

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'