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"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Investing your savings

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Name your sources."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Wait a minute....!

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Stealing thoughts.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

Witch dice.

fairy tales

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Fairy tale

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Snowing Money.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'