Mailbox Magician Pillows

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

If Disney was a software company

Smoke and mirrors.

Inkwell Genie.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

You've Got Mail

The writer's world

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

Free and Open Source Software.

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'It's unto thee.'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'Did the mail come?'

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

"There's an editor out here with an unsolicited manuscript lodged in his throat."

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

Mail box with mouth!

"What cloak of invisibility? Just admit you misses work yesterday!"

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

"It works!"

A businessman saws a woman in half.

"Just more Junk Mail."

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Man changing alignment of graph to show profit.

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

Let's hope they don't notice we've moved the decimal point to the right.

'Look, just because I work for you, doesn't mean that I like you sir.'

Beware of the Dog.