Tax Magician Gifts

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Investing your savings

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Yes, they are all dependants."

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Wait a minute....!

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."