Receipt Enthusiast Gifts

Your reciept, sir.

Your receipt, Sir.

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Medical Billing & Coding

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Till malfunction

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

US POSTAL SERVICE

"You found another deductible receipt."

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"