Receipt Rebel Gifts

'Receipts? We don't need no stinking receipts.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Letters escape from a caged book.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

Do not think outside the box!

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

With absolutely no warning, Phil crossed the fine line separating business from pleasure and was never heard from again.

"They're going to clean up all the graffiti in the men's room tomorrow. Want to get in one last obscenity."

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'