Receipt Reflexes Gifts

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

PastFuture.