'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'
Receipt Reflexes Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates receipt reflexes—perfect for those quick-witted mornings and clever conversations.
"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
"What was I thinking?!"
'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'
What else is there to wish for?
Maybe clean out your wallet
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."
Pastorius wonders why.
Trilby - 'The old studio'.
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
I want a calendar where every day says here and now
"Hello - I'm from the future..."
"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"
"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."
"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."
I wonder what they're moaning about right now?
Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
'It makes you look fifty years younger.'
A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.
"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"
'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'
"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"
"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"
"My inner child just turned sixty-five."
"Half-full. Those were the days."
PastFuture.
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