Receipt Enthusiast Mugs

Your reciept, sir.

Your receipt, Sir.

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Medical Billing & Coding

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Envelopes.

Till malfunction

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

US POSTAL SERVICE

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

"You found another deductible receipt."

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

The Joy of Cheques